Wisdom of life

Stuff to think about.

Dutch:

  • Wanneer je scheitziek wordt van het zeiken, kun je beter niet staand plassen!
  • Z wijgen is goud, ducttape is zilver.
  • Wie zijn billen brandt, mag blij zijn dat hij niet andersom stond!
  • een ODOL is toch gewoon een soort Power On Self Test?
  • Elke familie heeft er wel een, een neef die liever een nicht is!

English:

  • Some people are like clouds. Once they f*ck off, it’s a beautiful day.
  • Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, becasue I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
  • The problem with the world is that intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. (Charles Bukowski)
  • It doesn’t matter how beautiful you are, if you have nothing to say then you are still boring. (Shirley Manson)
  • Don’t argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a argument. It’s impossible you will not win. Cause men, we’re handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense. (Chris Rock)
  • Don’t be sad because of people – they will all die.
  • I am going to take a hot shower. It is like a normal shower, but with me in it. (Charlie Sheen)
  • Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase population of the new generation, do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
  • We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity. (Megan Fox)
  • Since light travels faster then sound, people may appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • I respect the person who let girls in the army. Girl on period + gun = unstoppable!
  • If you are absent during my struggle, don’t expect to be present during my success (Will Smith)
  • Claiming that someone else’s marriage is against your religion, is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you are on a diet!
  • Bikini’s expose 90% of a woman’s body, but men are classy enough to look at only the 10% that is covered!
  • All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or in love with someone else! (Wakened cognition)
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Wisdom of life